Tired of all the BS? Declare your intolerance with style. ‘Fucktose Intolerant’ is the perfect design for those who don’t sugarcoat things—whether it’s lactose or life. A bold, funny statement available as a poster, mug, and tote bag. Ideal for sarcasm lovers, lactose-free rebels, and anyone with zero patience for nonsense. Makes a great gift for coffee addicts, humor enthusiasts, and people who have simply had enough.
Tired of all the BS? Declare your intolerance with style. ‘Fucktose Intolerant’ is the perfect design for those who don’t sugarcoat things—whether it’s lactose or life. A bold, funny statement available as a poster, mug, and tote bag. Ideal for sarcasm lovers, lactose-free rebels, and anyone with zero patience for nonsense. Makes a great gift for coffee addicts, humor enthusiasts, and people who have simply had enough.
Premium quality tote bags
100% organic cotton
100% organic cotton
Printed on 100% certified organic, pre-washed cotton.
The perfect size
The perfect size
Spacious, robust and designed for convenient transportation of a laptop and more.
Care instructions
Care instructions
All our tote bags are colorfast and can be machine washed at 30°C.
High quality print
High quality print
We use digital direct printing to ensure print quality and durability.
Sustainably produced
Sustainably produced
Low waste, green electricity and a heart for social commitment.
Produced in Germany
Produced in Germany
All tote bags are produced and printed by our trusted local partner.