Tired of all the BS? Declare your intolerance with style. ‘Fucktose Intolerant #3’ is the perfect design for those who don’t sugarcoat things—whether it’s lactose or life. A bold, funny statement available as a poster, mug, notebook and tote bag. Ideal for sarcasm lovers, lactose-free rebels, and anyone with zero patience for nonsense. Makes a great gift for coffee addicts, humor enthusiasts, and people who have simply had enough.
Tired of all the BS? Declare your intolerance with style. ‘Fucktose Intolerant #3’ is the perfect design for those who don’t sugarcoat things—whether it’s lactose or life. A bold, funny statement available as a poster, mug, notebook and tote bag. Ideal for sarcasm lovers, lactose-free rebels, and anyone with zero patience for nonsense. Makes a great gift for coffee addicts, humor enthusiasts, and people who have simply had enough.
Premium quality tote bags
100% organic cotton
100% organic cotton
Printed on 100% certified organic, pre-washed cotton.
The perfect size
The perfect size
Spacious, robust and designed for convenient transportation of a laptop and more.
Care instructions
Care instructions
All our tote bags are colorfast and can be machine washed at 30°C.
High quality print
High quality print
We use digital direct printing to ensure print quality and durability.
Sustainably produced
Sustainably produced
Low waste, green electricity and a heart for social commitment.
Produced in Germany
Produced in Germany
All tote bags are produced and printed by our trusted local partner.